moss man

Moss Man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to He-Man. His shaggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in Evergreen Forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it "hemp" in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning He-Man of Skeletor's encroachments onto the forest. He is also thought to be brothers with Beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.

Today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as "moss men."

You want to go out to New Paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?

I and I is always smoking the ganja like moss man.

by dusty ocean December 30, 2004

Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.

When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?

by DeChrisp February 7, 2020

Lil Mosey

Trash, absolute garbage, can I get an amen?

"Did you listen to that new Lil Mosey?"
"Nah I was too busy listening to Young Thug. Lil mosey is gay and if you like him, you're gay too. I will proceed to kill you, not because your gay, nah im not homophobic you do you, but cause you like Lil Mosey."

by @epicrapaccount October 10, 2020

Wet and Messy

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into Wet and Messy stuff?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.

by DannyDeVolvo October 27, 2010

messy beacon

the act of vomiting on someone's ass and using it as lube to fuck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val's homosexual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop's asshole. americans coined the shocking term "messy beacon" when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his homosexual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!

dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.

by Charles McCloud December 12, 2008

cunt moss

Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.

The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.

Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)

by FRAjeff May 14, 2008

Missy

A girl who is a whore, slut, or some one who bangs a lot.

"What did you do last night, Zach"
"Missy, right in the armpit"

"Hey Alec, isn't Missy a whore"
"No dont talk shit about her because i am a Douche Bag"

by Gilly Perry December 17, 2007