by shiteater42069 September 7, 2020
Get the mcdonaldsmug. What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020
Get the Mcdonalds Mclipo Mealmug. a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.
by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021
Get the Mcdonaldsmug. by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018
Get the Lauren McDonald'smug. The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries
by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021
Get the McDonaldsmug. The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us.. If you paid 250$ for jean shorts please rethink your decision making..
by Чоппа September 8, 2020
Get the Travis Scott x Mcdonaldsmug. by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018
Get the Ronald Mcdonaldmug.