Chronic Masturbator

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit

I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator

by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

Masturbate march

Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February

Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march

by A female who is true January 4, 2020

Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009

taste masturbation

food or drink that have the same taste like the original, but it dosn't have the same effect

in a bar someone orders (an alchool free beer) a taste masturbation

by costan January 11, 2011

Choke Masturbation

refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal

Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.

by Coryandrew December 9, 2008

obssesive masturbation

npminard's only habit

Obsessive Masturbation is a sport

by screech March 4, 2005

Juggling Masturbation

The act of juggling and masturbating at the same time.

I have a new hobby.. Juggling Masturbation!

by 281281281 June 20, 2007