master cheif

The ultimate cook of all Halo games!

Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-

Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*

Master Cheif:... Phew...

*It blows up*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!

Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*

by OurGorship April 8, 2008

churro master

when a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse on the beach . the guy takes out his penis , rubs it in the sand and puts it back in the vagina . like a churro .

ryder is a churro master .

by ryder'sachurromaster January 18, 2010

Trash Master

Just the trashiest whiskey driven, (Dickey Betts) hang-em-high havin', rebel flag flying, my-horn-doesn't-work-so-look-for-the-finger,
I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.

people:
Danger Ranger
Middle-Georgia located person
Jones County person
Dickey Betts
Gary Rossington
Ted Nugent

by B-word January 7, 2005

Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011

The Masters School

A place to get hard Drugs and good eggs at breakfast.

"Lets go to the Masters School" Which, Translates to "Lets go eats some eggs"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA January 20, 2022

PUPPET MASTER

A control freak, low self esteem corrupt person who needs winged monkeys and others to follow them all time. somene who is fearful of people who see through them and hace their own minds.. someone who need to control and manipulate a game the already lost. Somene who need to cheat to win. Over power, poser, impose will on weak other break others wil and put them on strings.. undermine the minds freedome adn over power others soul. a fake person, and needy fake person who needs other to control..

They broke down the will of her sister who escaped them years ago and lived a free life she cut strings ties , so she wanted to man to break her down, cripple her and control her mind to be a puppet to puppet master. she was so much more free than them. the puppet master has a puppet master .

by artifiial nigga February 26, 2018

Pokemon master

A person in real life can wear this name with honor this is when they have seen/caught all the pokemon as they come out this will require buying any new pokemon games as they realese as well goes for the tv shows to.(this can result in a bad thing as well...seeing a virtual pet more important than other things)

#1 Rob:Dude there is Ted now, I hear he has a spikey-eared pichu

Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!

#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you

Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event

Mom:srry i have to work hun

Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*

by Control you gaming habits ;D July 25, 2011