Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”

by Justoooo August 17, 2019

Lay-them-low

To extinguish or excute any signs of life from a living creature cooly and without mercy.

If your dogs charge me or try to nip me agiain; I will lay-them-low... if I have to

by TropicTurkey August 14, 2025

Lay a hen

To have sex with

Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am

by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

vault lay

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.

*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!

by cherry cola north February 19, 2024

Lay lay

Lay lay is the best person to ever meet, her personality is filled with nothing but the realest. She’s pretty, could listen to her talk for hours and she’s got the best heart. A kind soul at that. If you ever meet a “lay lay” keep her in your life..you just might fall in love with her.

“But she’s lay lay! Who wouldn’t love her?”

by Crazycoo8902 July 28, 2025