I’d give my left nut to…

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!

The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023

My left ear hurts

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

Third from the left

Kim Seokjin a.k.a the Visual King, has now upgraded from car door guy to third from the left. Once again reaching out to random strangers just by having his amazing good looks. Stan talent. Stan Beauty. Stan the third from the left

You know him, you love him, it's the third from the left

by ARMYs<3 May 29, 2017

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

My left ear enjoyed this video

This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.

This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.

Example Scenario:

*plays a video*

Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?

*sees this one comment*

"My left ear enjoyed this video."

Oh, guess it's not just me.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam January 30, 2018

white ring on left middle finger

A symbolism for people of the aromantic community, an aromantic means someone who experience little or no romantic attraction.

She wears a white ring on left middle finger! She must be aro.

by Gikochinai razuberi December 8, 2019

Bottom left

Term used in the hololive community to refer to or describe someone who is inhumanely stupid, and a pervert without shame

Kiara is bottom left

by bakusgarbagedumpofknowledge January 4, 2021