Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

profiterole land

A place where everything is well, all the people are happy, the land is full of peace and the walls have ears. The only source of food is pavlova and profiteroles however, which leads to large scale obesity.

We searched high and low for profiterole land, we had to endure the co-op microwave lasanga meal and we also discovered "OH NO". When we got there, Kate shouted "profiterole land", and a large, warm sunny glow bathed us. We entered profiterole land, and we all soon tasted the tastiest profiteroles that anyone could have ever tasted. Then we got fat and died.

!!!!!!ZE END!!!!!!

by ho hum... December 28, 2006

abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"

by Gregory Rourke October 13, 2007

Kerby Lane Bad

Used by students at the University of Texas in Austin when their homework/studying keeps them up so late that Kerby Lane, a 24-hour restaurant, is the only good place open at which to eat. Only to be used in extremely stressful situations, like having to write a six page paper the night before two midterms.

The expression in no way implies Kerby Lane is itself bad. In fact, it's awesome, especially the pancakes and signature queso.

Student 1: Oh my god, I have so much work to do tonight. I'm going to be up until 4am.

Student 2: Really, man? That bad?

Student 1: Oh yeah. It's Kerby Lane Bad.

by JohnnySwank February 20, 2008

Brummie Land

Slang for Birmingham

"Oi, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading over to Brummie Land to sight see!"

by TheM&MSquad November 8, 2017

Giving Lane

It is the action of intentionally letting your opponent on your lane get minion farm while you sit in the back which could potentially cost you and your team the game in any MOBA style games( LOL, Dota 2, Smite, etc.) due to playing so passive. This is ten times worst than feeding.

Whenever my friend plays top or mid lane he is always scared of the enemy laner because they are "too OP" so he starts giving lane .

by Marc Bruh August 1, 2018

Zooter Land

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.

Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.

by undeadtitan March 9, 2019