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kevin jonas

Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.

He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3

Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D
person one: Who's the nicest guy in the whole world?

person two: why, Kevin Jonas of course.
by <3Hannah<3 January 2, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

A sexy ball of talented curls.
"That boy resembles such a Kevin Jonas!"
"His hair is soooo Kevin Jonas!"
"I want to fuck Kevin Jonas."
by Kevin's future wives February 6, 2009
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kevinly

An adjective characterising subaverage cognitive functioning and deficits in many adaptive behaviors. It can also characterise inevitable failure.
He was barely literate on the IRC channel as it was and kevinly resorted to using SMS speak all the time.

He kevinly tried to get laid that night but all the girls ended up laughing at him.
by Otyat Etsat July 7, 2008
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kevin

A guy who fucks up every thing he does
Way to trip and pull a Kevin dude!!!!
by Septic sam May 20, 2016
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Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.
Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.
by Kevin "Philip Borruso" September 7, 2008
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Kevin Coefficient

The ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. If something is easy and useful, it has a high Kevin Coefficient. If something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower Kevin Coefficient.

In video games, things with a high Kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.
Bob: We've got a frozen pizza in here, or we could make lasagna...

Kevin: Let's make the pizza, It's easy, and relatively good.
(Thus pizza has a higher Kevin Coefficient than lasagna)
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Landon: You're never going to win using nothing but Pikachu down-B and downsmash.

Kevin: But I'll always get second, and it's way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(Thus, Pikachu has a very high Kevin Coefficient)
by Reizouko June 15, 2009
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Kevin

A big fuck bag that cheats on one girl six times yup what a dick
Why is my boyfriend such a Kevin
by 1234 hello March 1, 2017
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