Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

Josh's Law

- Definition

1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;

Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."

by Deafboy March 13, 2012

joshed out

When you take the right amount of hits out the dab pen or other marijuana based devices and zone into your element for 3 hours. Sometimes may involve throwing up and passing out in some corner of a frat party.

"Hey Where's Josh?

"Oh, he's joshed out in the corner again."

by a frienddddddd October 9, 2018

Ceiling josh

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

Josh Freese

currently Plays drums for NIN,was in APC before.

Josh Freese had a great drum solo

by Da-1324 August 25, 2007

Josh Butler

Trash at video games and is attracted to men

Guy 1: Wanna team with Josh Butler?
Guy 2: Hell no, hes so bad at video games

by ArchyBot June 13, 2018

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008