Ceiling josh

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

joshed out

When you take the right amount of hits out the dab pen or other marijuana based devices and zone into your element for 3 hours. Sometimes may involve throwing up and passing out in some corner of a frat party.

"Hey Where's Josh?

"Oh, he's joshed out in the corner again."

by a frienddddddd October 9, 2018

Josh Kelly

An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"

Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch

by BROFEST2012BITCHES July 6, 2012

Josh's Law

- Definition

1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;

Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."

by Deafboy March 13, 2012

josh kiszka

sexiest man on earth

do you know josh kiszka? some would say he’s the sexiest frontman on earth!!

by joshscinema August 6, 2022

Josh Butler

Trash at video games and is attracted to men

Guy 1: Wanna team with Josh Butler?
Guy 2: Hell no, hes so bad at video games

by ArchyBot June 13, 2018

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008