Jacob Holden

Is the most retarded bloke you’ll ever meet plus has a fetish for rangas

This kid is definitely a Jacob Holden

by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022

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The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

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jacob koerner

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

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jacob quackenbush

da quack

jacob quackenbush works at nordic

by awesomeavis1001 April 11, 2020

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jacob marquez

Sweet loving guy, loves to have fun, and never turns down an offer.

Good boyfriend. A Jacob Marquez is someone you can trust, good at solving emotional problems. Can treat a lady with respect and is often romantic. A Jacob marquez is into sports or reading.

"Hey is that Jacob marquez on the tv"

by Popman060703 January 4, 2017

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