jake 

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.

"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"

jake by pie.... January 15, 2021

Jake 

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.

Your mates with jake, dont lose him

Jake by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021

Jake 

A kind person and a lover all girls fall in love in him

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Jake by Jakesrnyouknowit January 22, 2021

Jake 

A very interesting person. They usually find themselves with their friends and making the dirtiest jokes or dad jokes nobody gets. Other than that, they can be a tad bit rebellious and get in trouble a lot. But, they're just the most sweetest, caring person anyone could ever meet. When they're alone with someone, they will make you smile and have a long laugh. They appreciate their friends and family, and will always put others first. They especially love hanging out with the other gender or race, no matter what, they will always support a person for their decisions. They're extremely understanding, and are always there for a person no matter what!

Jake, you loser!

Jake by veenus January 31, 2021

Jake 

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.

Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”

Jake by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021

Jake 

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

Jake by Child consumer March 9, 2021

Jake 

The sexiest man alive currently livin his life as a nerd

Look at that Jake, he's sexy AF

Jake by Greatest Man to die March 18, 2021