science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021

Springwater Environmental Science School

lol

Springwater Environmental Science School is poop all the kids are werd

by Lucille the weird kid June 7, 2022

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Science

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2

Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"

by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018

Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.

"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"

by Adamant101 February 10, 2008

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018