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Irish Slap

Verb - The act of hitting someone/somthing over the head with a shovel, usually intending to render them either unconsious or dead.
I swear to god if you ever fuck with me again I will give you and your wife the Irish slap you motherfucker!
by Ashdoran March 6, 2013
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Irish Toothache

Last night at Morgans house i got a monsterous irish toothache!
by Mo February 25, 2004
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Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.
Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."
by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010
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Black Irish

Urban myth suggests that the "Black Irish" could have Moorish descent from ancient invasion (and subsequent rape and pilage)
by Vitae Infinitus April 15, 2005
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irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over
dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished
by dreadrasta November 25, 2010
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Irish Jig Alert!

A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"
by Brian Combe November 21, 2007
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irish kiss

A black eye, generally on a wife or girlfriend.
What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?
by D. Shunnery January 7, 2008
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