Dutch Oven

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.

Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"

by lolmycomet December 17, 2019

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

dutch elm

When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.

Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.

by Bingbob2 August 24, 2017

Dutch Inhale

The process of inhaling smoke via the vagina

I had never seen a dutch inhale before, so I was a little surprised when she pressed the bong to her vagina.

by qaotik February 3, 2015

dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014

Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.

Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven

by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020

Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.

"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

by CreeperStash June 29, 2008