meh hug

hugs that are given without feeling; hugs that are given within one second; a hug that was supposed to be about 30 minutes long but are only given like 0.0001 milisecond.

"Oh hey there! I havent seen you in months!"
*hug*
"...that was a meh hug.."

by benisamehhugger July 04, 2013

Hug Jerk

Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady

Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!

by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018

hug-shake

the awkward phenomenon that occurs when saying bye to your friends' friend who you just met and not knowing whether to go in for the hug too or just the handshake.

After meeting/saying good bye to Mary, I went to give her a hug, she went for a handshake. We successfully completed a hug-shake.

by mntwins07 July 25, 2011

Nut hug

A gaming strategy where a player closely follows someone so tight that their nuts are touching

We gotta nut hug to get the dub bois

by Rayyyyyrayyyyy March 21, 2022

Vancouver Hug

Smashing a wine glass and then lunging forward with it to greet a friend.

Will had to get a tetanus shot and four stitches on his lip after receiving a Vancouver Hug in his nose area. His trumpet-playing career ended that night.

by Tricycle October 04, 2013

Hug-mugged

Accosted suddenly by a hug without any consideration of consent.

I got exposed to Covid when I was hug-mugged upon encountering my friend.

by Seashell 808 October 09, 2022

testicle hug

When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.

Warning: may lead to fornication.

Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"

Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."

by Tiffollsey February 08, 2014