Heather Deuce

The evil Heather. Counter part of Heather Ace.

Heather Deuce can HCPD pretty well... she's so awesome...

by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005

Heather

A blonde bubbly girl. Has hazel eyes and laughs at anything. She's a fast typer and LOVES food but shes skinny

Short. Lanky. Pretty

Me: Woah look at her
Boy: Oh that's a Heather alright!

by Ashley bongs December 19, 2009

healthy man crush

One male's platonic liking of another male in a totally heterosexual way.

Not because of sexual attraction but because of respect for the other male's poise, attitude, style, or all around being.

Every guy at school has a healthy man crush on Patrick, yeah, he's just that rad.

by Action Steve June 11, 2006

Heathered

When someone sends a very emotional massive amount or "wall" of text to you via AIM, text, or any other form of typed or written communication

Wow, I'm getting heathered right now, she's so upset

I'm heathering them right now, hang on

by Matty Matt Matty January 8, 2009

Heather Johnson

A heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. She does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. She does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major ass at it (so don't even play, nigga'.) Heather's a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. Ever. Naw'mean? A heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that's all you should know. Oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.

I am Heather Johnson. I don't date faggot ass midgets.

by thecoolestmofoeva November 30, 2010

Heather

An awesome girl who plays trombone and is really funny and sweet. She loves small asians. She is gorgeous and laughs at mostly anything. She gets good grades but doesn't try and is the best dancer around. Heather is one of the most fun, beautiful, and awesomest girls you will ever meet.

"Did you see that awesome chick?"
"Yeah, She was such a Heather!"

by immabo$$ December 29, 2011

small heath school

shitty school based in Birmingham, small heath.
Overrun by asians who think they're bad
They're not

Girl: Ewh, that's small heath school?
Boy:*laughs* Yeah, god i can't believe i actually went there
Girl: It's such a shitty school
Boy: I know right

by Alhamdullilah June 4, 2017