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Get the Have we met? mug."you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
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Get the you have tard mug.What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
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Get the you have are the stupid mug.I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018
Get the i have fat mug.When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
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