Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

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The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

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hard seed

A term used to call a man who dresses well and carries top ranking. No one can compete with this man or woman

you is a hard seed. You look so good. Nobody can contest you.

by KilluhBae June 23, 2017

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Hard on Bitch

Never Date a Hard on Bitch, unless Your Bisexual and like like shit.
A Bitch or should I say, in proper terms, a Woman who has a Dick and would like to fondle with it like men do.

Friend: Hey have you seen that one Chick? You know the one that looks like she has a dick? She's cute but sorta weird to think it would be possible she would have one and since then I dont think its true. You think I should ask her out?
You: Yeah man, if you like that shit. Its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. Thats what You call a Hard on Bitch, Aka a REAL Bisexual woman, or in other ways of terms You can think of. You can ask her out but again not unless You like that shit.
Friend: Ohh.......

by VirtualShark November 27, 2016

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Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

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