Handsome Tyler

While in the process of fingering a girl, you just shimmy your body upwards and stick your penis into her mouth without any warning.

Last night I was with some girl i picked up at the bar who said she didnt give head. So I hit her with a handsome tyler.

by Jay Slack July 29, 2008

new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007

Edward Walker Hands

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.

Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?

by Johnny1624 April 23, 2011

Las Vegas Handshake

Introducing yourself to a female by copping a quick feel.

Kurt met some lovely ladies at the pool and introduced himself with a Las Vegas handshake.

by Mr. Buckeye Bean September 23, 2010

handstand job

a handjob that is perfromed while in a handstand..either by someone else or a solo act.

While perfroming a handstand during a break dance competition at a crazy Irish dunk fest. Little Johnny Firebush got a handstand job from a fellow country man.

by holla187 January 22, 2011

disneyland hands

A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.

After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.

by Ralphette September 1, 2008

Adderall Hands

Extremely cold hands or fingers from taking adderall, any pill that causes vasocontriction, or just because your blood circulation sucks. If one suffers from this condition they must announce they have adderall hands and then put there hand(s) on the nearest persons neck/face to share the wealth.

victim- "I have the worst adderall hands right now"
person- "dude those are freezing"

by adderall man October 18, 2011