The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
by Brucetickles November 27, 2012
Get the Golden Woodpile mug.When someone forces themselves through each of the five major nightclubs in the city of Cambridge (Revs, Lola, Balare, Fez and The Place) in one night.
by libertin0 November 29, 2012
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when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.
I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
by svennung September 17, 2013
Get the golden forward mug.When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
Get the Golden Cone mug.Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
by Felanna December 30, 2013
Get the golden pregnancy mug.Similar to Golden Fridays (where some employees receive some Fridays off), Golden Frondays are a hybrid which adds the option of taking Monday versus Friday off. Helping you to make your weekend ever longer! HP GR
Instead of taking a Golden Friday off work, you can take either a Monday or a Friday, combining the two to make Golden Frondays!
by Gene&Haley September 19, 2014
Get the golden frondays mug.A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.
Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
by ravenboi June 8, 2016
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