Govertainment

The blending of civil governance and the entertainment industry that yields politicians:

more concerned about how they're trending
less focused on what they were elected to do
incapable of thought beyond the sound-byte

believing:

they know what's in the public's best interest
that bad publicity is better than no publicity
that they are members of an elite class that must be provided benefits above those around them.

This ultimately leads to politicians becoming actors and far worse, actors becoming politicians while still engaged in their prior profession.

I wonder how much govertainment we'll see this fall?

That politician needs to get a new publicist, his govertainment numbers are really weak.

by TheFatPig June 25, 2013

Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.

A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.

by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014

goventment

The Antagonist of a stable government. When a country or state has an unstable government it is said to a goventment.

After the Soviets left Afghanistan their was a long period when a goventment was in order before the Taliban group.

by Saber67890 February 22, 2014

Govasm

To have an orgasm while from discussing politics or writing about a political topic.

I was in government class today. When I saw the questions on the test I had a govasm

by Lulu_OP October 29, 2014

government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

Govnot

A government worker who is negative and unpleasant but too unimportant for this, or their very existence, to matter. Borrows from the Russian “govno” for “turd”.

-Did you hear that Govnot Adrian complaining this morning?
-Who?
-Doesn't matter.

by Ignatius J September 15, 2016