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govnoment 

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A portmanteau of "govno" (the Russian word for "shit") and "government". Used in place of "government" to imply that the government is shit.
The communists wanna kill me for not being exactly like them, the capitalists wanna steal all of my money which will just kill me anyway through starvation. Both forms of GOVNOMENT are shit.

I don't trust the govnoment.
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Savage guvnotopia 

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The moment when you are visiting your girlfriend and you catch her in the middle of a mandingo party with several guys from tanzania and she lies to you that they are her cousins from abroad and you were all just playing doctor to remember good old times
Al was served a savage guvnotopia while visiting his girlfriend Lucina unnanounced
Savage guvnotopia by BogusAnalus February 24, 2021

Govnomes

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Russian word is the mix of the "Govno" (what equals to english "shit") and "mes" (from "mesits" and means "mix"), and common straight sense - the person who knid/mix the shit.

In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
- Hey, Govnomes, let's go for a drink tonight?
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
Govnomes by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

govno 

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The Russian word for "Shit". If a Russian use this word, it is pretty good indicator that he is in bad mood.
govno by Boris the Blade April 8, 2003

govno 

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1. shit, natural result of eating something
2. really bad situation
3. very bad rude unkind and shitty man-real asshole
4. something strange, unknown
1. Yesterday I was walking down the street and stepped in a pile of govno (shit) - Vchera guljal po ulice i vljapalsja v govno
2. It's half past ten and I haven't finish my work - that's govno! (shit) Ept', uje pol odinnadcatogo, a rabotu ja tak i ne sdelal. Vot govno!!!
3. He is a mistake of nature-he is not a man. He is a GOVNO. On-jertva aborta, jivoy vikidish, prosto GOVNO!

4. I saw an alien in the park: Wooohohow!!! What's a GOVNO! (shit) Ja brel po parku v noch gluhuju i uvidel prisheltsa: EPT', BLJA, NAHUY! CHE ETO ZA GOVNO TAKOE?
govno by smx September 12, 2006

analo-govnet 

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Russian phonetic pun on phrase "analogov net" meaning unparallel , unmatched, used in Kremlin propaganda texts about new weapon or piece of tech made by Russians.

In such pun form, it's written as two words: anal (of the ass) and govnet derived from govno (shit).

So the whole phrase is approximately meaning "a shit coming from one's ass" , deriding low quality or incapability of the piece of technology in question . Because everything made by Russians is shitty
The new russian fighter jet Su-57 is typical analo-govnet. Great on papers, but cannot fly without incidents
analo-govnet by dildo777 September 12, 2022
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