gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.

Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha

by mysterymendham October 25, 2010

Goofy Thicc

More thick than your average thicc. An exclamation to be made shortly after witnessing a booty of astronomical proportions. Used often by homosexuals to describe other men, or by supposedly straight men in jest.

Gay 1: you see bill at the club the other day?
Gay 2: Ye boy he was looking goofy thicc.

by TheRealLiamDoylePCI February 7, 2018

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

goofy ahh lil jits

Originates from the words "goofy ahh" and "jit". Can be used to call someone who is acting rather silly.

When are these goofy ahh lil jits gonna realise it's just going to be harder the money they put in.

by chloeosu November 5, 2022

Goofy ass nigga

A goofy ass nigga is simply Aiden jodoin

Hey goofy ass nigga : talking to Aiden Jodoin

by 2918 December 16, 2017

Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

goofy nuts

someone you dont know who just looks stupid or acts stupid

look at that goofy nuts over there.
no i dont know that goofy nuts

by trey August 26, 2004