Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

geocity

an unhappy, middle-aged, suburban male, who appears to be repressing deep homo-sexual tendencies.

<old uncle>who are you chatting with on the computer?
<niece>Your mom! What do you care geocity?!

by miniarnold July 28, 2003

gooch

the part on a male's body between the ass and the penis. it is pinkish in color and usually smells as it retains some of the scent after a bowel movement. it is not so hairy and is less sensitive than the balls or penis.

i shaved my gooch because i lost a bet.

by ny raider fan April 11, 2006

Goochatropolis

City located in Ohio where every place has the name gooch in it.

I'm headed to Goochatropolis on Monday.

by Joelle I <3 Michael March 29, 2003

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009

Gooch Cheese

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch

Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese

by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 22, 2011

Gooch

1.The skin between your testicles and asshole

2. *Can also be used as an insult to someone*

1. I spent 45 minutes tickling my gooch.

2. Give me my money, you gooch!

by imapedo November 30, 2010