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Nut goblin 

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Nut goblin by gloz February 27, 2021

neck goblin 

A female that gives top of the line neck.
Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.
neck goblin by DropDehd April 7, 2021

Knob Goblin 

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
Knob Goblin by Tamcus April 24, 2021

Dirty Goblin 

The phrase “dirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.
Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin
Dirty Goblin by ANTI_999 August 27, 2021

Cock Goblin 

Used for people who steals peoples virginity and is underave
Oh look there- it's the cock goblin paul
Cock Goblin by AaronFearless November 4, 2021

Weed goblin 

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
Weed goblin by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022