Front poop

a front poop is a black mans dick since it resembles a turd coming out of the front of the body

your dick looks like a front poop

by icwatudidthur September 12, 2010

front anus

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

Two Front

The worst hall you can live in because it's full of fucktards.

Guy in Three Front: Hey, where do you live now?
Guy Who Used to be in Three Front: Two Front.
Guy in Three Front: Oh... fucktard.

by ThreeFront4Life May 9, 2011

white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

front

to get up in someone's face.
short for "confront."

dun be frontin bruv, i gots ma money on ere, aight?

by International Bad Boy September 8, 2004

Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.

Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

frontrunner

A person who claims to be a band or group's biggest fan and expert after only knowing of them for a week. Also known as poseurs.

For example, many fans of Good Charlotte

by Anonymous September 22, 2003