fried five

When someone fries (insults) someone, you turn to the insulter and say "fried five," holding up your hand for a high five.

"That's actually the ugliest shirt I've ever seen on a human being."

"FRIED FIVE!" *high five*

by Sarah the K March 5, 2008

Fried Crispy

Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.

Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!

by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009

fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.

fried chicken and orchids = <33333333

by I AM NO ONE : ) December 2, 2009

Frigid Amy

A female lover who is impervious to the allure of a hot carl. The only thing that can stop a hot carl in its tracks.

I can't believe she just shot down a hot carl. What a frigid Amy.

by B Rad Smitty February 27, 2011

friedchickeniesha

A bitch ass chicken eating muthafucka

You're being a friedchickeniesha, how about you share some of that chicken

by DrGamesAlot February 4, 2014

Fried Cheeseburger Pancake

When a fat chick whose smelly, nasty, withered pussy fried hamburger with a frothy yellowish film cheese lowers all of that gaping meat onto a guy's face, leaving it flattened pancake.

My brother died last year after his girlfriend gave him a fried cheeseburger pancake.

by BlownHard April 23, 2015

fried

what u call someone when they do something really stupid; also means if you've done too many drugs

"Bro, I left my keys inside my car?"
"You're so fried dude!!"

by traad December 4, 2015