king father hater

father haters are a select breed of goths who share a common wardrobe of black, piercings, and bondage-wear, as well as a shared hatred of their father (read: either dear old dad, or rather, our father who art in heaven... the king, an individual who lives in north central PA is the greatest of all the father haters, thusly he is King.

KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.

"Man, Brent looks really sad today..."
"Well, duh... it's father's day and he's King Father Hater"

by a teammmmm January 21, 2008

gayvid james(lis' father)

billy goat, strikes upon sight

eats clothing when found laying around unsupervised

prefers cotton,
seen very seldom, this creature will peak its head out of the door of the bathroom and u can see it for a second or 3. so if u can, see if u can can catch a quick glimpse of it..

watch out when these are at ur house, they will strike without warning..

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

Jerkit Farthead

A sibling who is driving you crazy, being mean, and is generally obnoxious.

My brother Ben is a jerkit farthead!

by Nicole Messer October 3, 2005

fathawk

An overly optimistic Seattle Seahawk's fan, who incessantly "squawks" at the team's bad play.

My friend Dino was a real fathawk this past weekend, making fun of Koren Robinson's poor performance.

by BC October 28, 2003

fatherless behaviour

A phrase usually used by a Incel or virgin to describe any behaviour in public spaces lacking shame in sex or sexuality.

did you see her shoulder showing In class today??? fatherless behaviour.

by A p Named Slickback May 5, 2022

Absent Father

Prominent figure in an African American home

The truth about Jamal is he had an Absent Father

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

fathead

n.,
1.) A large, mammalian creature usually referred to by the name of "Weber." Also known as "Webz0r," "big head," or "goober-melon."

2.)n. Slang
A stupid person

3.)n. (a) The blueback salmon of the North Pacific; -- called also nerka. See Blueback (b) . (b) The rosefish. (c) A large California labroid food fish (Trochocopus pulcher); -- called also fathead. (d) The red bass, red drum, or drumfish.

4.)n : a stupid fool syn: goof, jackass, goose, cuckoo, zany, ubergeek, webz0r-extremeo, teh ghey, H@x0r, CS-M@$t0r

Beware Weber's fathead. He may eat your children. Despite his fathead, we love him.

by WhoDunThis January 21, 2004