by wizzlars January 13, 2013
Get the Jerk in Last minutemug. The modicum of time--approx. 60 seconds (depending on the capacity of the lunchroom)--one must rush into the lunch line before it starts looking like the line to the bathroom after lunch.
Charles: Hey, Jim, you being chased?
Jim: Not now, Chuck, it's the lunch rush minute! Gotta get to the line before the juniors cut in front!
Charles: Don't bother, it's just turkey sloppy joes. And it seems to be coming out the same way it came in.
Jim: Not now, Chuck, it's the lunch rush minute! Gotta get to the line before the juniors cut in front!
Charles: Don't bother, it's just turkey sloppy joes. And it seems to be coming out the same way it came in.
by TheOkami1113 October 17, 2011
Get the lunch rush minutemug. JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
Get the Two Minute Noodlemug. by Fienix October 29, 2020
Get the Just a minute agomug. a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.
I’ll see you at the crossroads.
I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
Get the a minute late or a second slowmug. the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.
Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.
by Poppy Greg July 24, 2006
Get the 5 minutes leftmug. That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.
by breezy-licious June 16, 2011
Get the Two Minute Bronchitusmug.