finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.

Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.

by Dermacus December 11, 2010

Finger Butter

What's left on your finger(s) after being in the vagina.

-dude smell my finger
-that smells like finger butter

Good job son your becoming a man

by Rundun October 18, 2011

finger food

Finger food is the slang term for when someone sticks their finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then puts said appendages into their mouth. A variation of this is the chocolate finger food, where the vagina is swapped out for an anus.

I hear Tom had some finger food last night... Said it tasted like frankfurter water.

by Table Bitch April 12, 2008

Finger Blast

A diversionary tactic implemented by women to not only preserve the feelings of the male counter part, but minimize physical damage to the internal vaginal wall. While being penetrated with the finger, if the sensation becomes to intense or painful, the woman will take the males fingers and suck on them, as if to be ultimately sexually aroused. This motivational diversion is to have the male assume his performance is adequate, when in all actuality, he is shredding up her beef curtain.

'I had to totally pull a finger blast on Chaz the other night, he was soo shredding up my beef curtain.'

by FecalMaster July 10, 2009

finger board

A little tiny skateboard that your fingers can ride on. VERY worthless and a VERY stupid idea. Mostly played with by 9-year-old boys.

Finger boards blow cock.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Finger Gun

the act in which one person provides sexual stimulation for another person by making a gun with their fingers, before thrusting the 'gun' in and out of another persons holes while making a shooting noise with their mouth.

Situation 1:

John: "I was out last night, and this dirty hoe asked if i would finger gun her, what the fuck!?"

Situation 2:

Person 1: "I was finger gunning your mum the other day and.."

Person 2: "Wait, what!?" *Beats the shit out of him*

by (: kcoc sekil gnhK June 14, 2010

Finger Eleven

A shitty band made up of a bunch of dudes who stick eleven random fingers up their ass roulette style until they are "Paralyzed." Also responsible for bastardizing all genres of music.

Hey guys want to blindfold ourselves and play finger eleven?

by Finger Eleven Licker May 5, 2010