i like feet

someone who likes feet and licks feet for a job and licks feet all day for a living

mom: go outside

Kid: no can I lick my feet
Mom: ok you can go outside in 30 minutes
Kid:aaahh I got some toenail fungus ewwww!! Now thats i like feet 😋 😏 😌

by SkittelsYTLol November 30, 2020

lightning in my feet

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".

Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.

by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

30,000 Feet Wank

To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.

Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?

by Whatconstipationlookslike October 30, 2020

hong kong feet

When someone says you got hong Kong feet it means your feet can put people into comas.

Wang said to lifu liang Dam boy you got that hong Kong feet, your shit stinker.

by realesthomsalive August 14, 2015

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

pick your feet

To get a room in a hotel, possibly with a lady or purpose to commit crimes and devious activities.

A guy needs a place to relax and lay low til the heat dies down. "Hey man where can a guy pick His feet round here man!" "You can pick your feet at my place man!" See Gene Hackman in The French Connection.

by Slysticks April 15, 2014

Light on my feet

Carefree , easy going , not overly concerned with trivial things

I can't help but being light on my feet the situation

by Ameyuri ringo March 26, 2017