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Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.
She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.
by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021
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Father

Something that has left you or raped your mom.
i love you father.
by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024
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Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021
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Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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father

few have these
why do you have no father
by has a father August 12, 2022
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Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019
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Father-Son Funtime

The action of father and son engaging in fun, family bonding activities
"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."

"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."
by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019
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