fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.

Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".

by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

fond

Acronym for Fuck Off `N Die

Pete, "David you're such a moron"
David, "fond."

by davidammullins February 12, 2006

flounder

no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."

by dannyisjesus December 26, 2005

fondle my tossle

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 23, 2009

Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010