Football Blah Blah

A phrase coined by Al Murray (the pub landlord) describing when two people (usually men) engage in idle and predictable chat about football.
Dave: "Did you see that tackle in the United game at the weekend?"

Trevor: "Yeah what a shocker, can't believe he didn't get sent off."

Dave: "Unbelievable decision by the ref..."

Pam: "Quit your Football Blah Blah."

*Trevor and Dave continue their pints in silence*
by BishopRock November 15, 2012
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Football Twitter This Week

Basically a stolen series where a virgin talks about other Virgins on the football section of a bird app. Abbreviation is FTTW
FTTW is the best series on twitter. UTD trey is being clowned in Football Twitter This week
by FTTW innit October 02, 2021
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Little Green Footballs

What you get when you pick your nose and roll it into a ball and flick it.

The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
I flicked a litte green football at my comptuter screen.
by MorphDog September 23, 2004
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little green footballs

Forum for aspiring Neo Cons. If you passionately despise Arabs, Muslims, Muslims, Muslims, China, Russia, Muslims, a free press, informed debate, Europeans, Muslims, or Democrats this is the place for you.

Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?

A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
Little Green Footballs - never knowingly informed.
by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005
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footballs coming home

Guy- were in the final
Other guy- footballs coming home
Guy- yes it is
by Footballkid192 July 11, 2018
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little green footballs

Anti-Muslim hate site.
LGF is a sectarian website for bigots.
by justice for the liberty January 28, 2005
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demolition derby football

Where football is played with the players in cars and instead of blocking and tackleing they run to each other in the cars like in a demolition derby.
Want a go watchy demolition derby football?
by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010
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