Football Blah Blah

A phrase coined by Al Murray (the pub landlord) describing when two people (usually men) engage in idle and predictable chat about football.

Dave: "Did you see that tackle in the United game at the weekend?"

Trevor: "Yeah what a shocker, can't believe he didn't get sent off."

Dave: "Unbelievable decision by the ref..."

Pam: "Quit your Football Blah Blah."

*Trevor and Dave continue their pints in silence*

by BishopRock November 15, 2012

Pro Football Focus

Known as “PFF”. PFF is a bunch of computer nerds staring at a sweaty dude then making up random numbers that casuals try to use at every turn.

P1: “Pro Football Focus says this person is bad”
P2: *punches P1* “shut up Jeffery”

by TreyHendricksonsNutsack March 16, 2021

Little Green Footballs

What you get when you pick your nose and roll it into a ball and flick it.

The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.

I flicked a litte green football at my comptuter screen.

by MorphDog September 22, 2004

little green footballs

Forum for aspiring Neo Cons. If you passionately despise Arabs, Muslims, Muslims, Muslims, China, Russia, Muslims, a free press, informed debate, Europeans, Muslims, or Democrats this is the place for you.

Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?

A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.

Little Green Footballs - never knowingly informed.

by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005

footballs coming home

England will win the World Cup AGAIN

Guy- were in the final
Other guy- footballs coming home
Guy- yes it is

by Footballkid192 July 11, 2018

little green footballs

Anti-Muslim hate site.

LGF is a sectarian website for bigots.

by justice for the liberty January 28, 2005

demolition derby football

Where football is played with the players in cars and instead of blocking and tackleing they run to each other in the cars like in a demolition derby.

Want a go watchy demolition derby football?

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010