My political ex girlfriend

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020

ex post fucto

lost in the mail

the letter from dad was ex post fucto

by mrisalreadytaken August 19, 2009

cock sucking ex-boyfriend

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"

JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators

by that girl who is prettier than you(mr.tinkles) October 16, 2003

jerk-ass ex machina

A god-like, magical, or other powerful force that is around the absolute least amount required to keep a plot moving, but is not exploited or around enough to be more useful than minimally necessary.

"The eagles in 'The Lord of the Rings' and the sentient ocean in 'Moana' are jerk-ass ex machina: They could have solved the entire problem right away by taking the McGuffin straight to its destination without subjecting anyone to a perilous adventure filled with murderous obstacles."

by Honeyko April 18, 2019

ex I never had

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

by talon256 July 21, 2012

Get back with your ex day

Get back with that one you missed out on. Get back with your ex day is so you can have a second shot

Dang I might have another shot, tomorrow is get back with your ex day

by Mr cherry popper November 1, 2018

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010