Dutch Oven

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.

Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"

by lolmycomet December 17, 2019

Dutch Arm

A condition marked by swelling and soreness of the upper or lower from receiving too many dutch rudders.

I think Rachel pulled a muscle during that last dutch Rudder she gave me. Three dutches a day for the last four months has given me dutch arm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.

Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.

by JupiterCries December 23, 2016

dutch elm

When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.

Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.

by Bingbob2 August 24, 2017

Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.

Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven

by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020

dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014

Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.

"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

by CreeperStash June 29, 2008