Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Alpha Douche

the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.

1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO

by lucy ricardo ball August 10, 2008

douche canoe

Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface

*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.

by mamajune July 11, 2014

Roseville Bar Douche

Term recently made famous by the Blobots describes the group of males that flood the bars in Roseville (near Sacramento, CA) that never get laid and act like a guid. They usually have cocaine that's pure and glasses Dior. Constantly getting DUI's on their way to 80 saving the non-fags from Folsom the safe intoxicated drive home.

I'm a big douche at the Rosville bars. (roseville bar douche)

by brody jenner August 8, 2008

Douche Patty

A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.

Adam: Michael is a total douche.

Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.

by Devious Waffles October 8, 2008

Douche Panda

A douchey asian person.

Look at that douche panda with his collar popped.

by elledeeranga July 1, 2009

douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009