Miami Dolphins

The worst fucking team to ever join the NFL. The only team with a 16-0 start and that was it. Go back to the fucking ocean. The dolphins suck so much when you get a shit grade instead of putting an F the teacher puts the Miami dolphin logo

Headlines: Miami dolphins lose to New England patriots 102-0

by Blinds Store October 21, 2019

Miami Dolphins

The trashieat NFL team know to man

Damn u play like the Miami dolphins

by Dolphins are trash November 3, 2019

Ride the dolphin

To ride a dolphin

I'm bored of horse riding. Maybe I'll go and try ride the dolphin instead

by pseudo1134 November 23, 2010

Waxing Your Dolphin

When A Guy Is Masterbating --

Beat Your Meat -- What A Treat
OH MY GOD.......!!!

waxing your dolphin
your
cock
beating your meat

by BlackFlag September 28, 2012

DolphinSexual

What my friend and I are.

We screw dolphins. They are sexy. We are attracted to them.

by Anthony Scrima March 13, 2004

blue dolphins

good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean. MDMA is a form of meth, the MA stands for methamphetamine. despite popular belief, there is no such thing as 'based' ecstacy. my first pills were supposedly heroin based(blue stars), then i scored an acid based orange nike. none of that shit is true, good luck finding LSD period! ecstacy is a psychedelic methball. you don't trip on e, you roll.

I scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls!!

by pt g April 18, 2006

Blue Dolphin

A Brooklyn-born non-alcoholic cocktail comprised exclusively of soda water. Garnished w/ 2 lime wedges, 2 lemon slices, 2 orange slices, and a maraschino cherry. Served in a pint glass with ice.

Gina said the Blue Dolphin was so smooth she couldn't even taste the alcohol.

by Jam Jenkins December 9, 2009