Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023

Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012

Dolphin

A rapey aquatic animal

Dolphins are rapists

by Musical Chairs March 23, 2021

dolphin rape

Something that happens when an adult dolphin loves another adult dolphin/human. See beastiality

"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."

by rAbbist0k January 6, 2016

dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017

Dolphin

A dolphin is the step down from a Whale, they may spend large sums of money every now and then or just spend less amounts of money consistently to acquire an above average status but not to the extremes of a Whale.

F2P: He's such a whale
F2P 2: Nah he's only got (insert meta but not new item), he's a dolphin

by Halcyon#0003 February 14, 2020