doing a Dean

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.
*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"
by Magnum Mayhem July 06, 2011
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Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.
'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'
by ReallyKindaSorta August 28, 2020
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doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.
Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.
by sexypigeon May 16, 2014
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Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.
"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."
by Jim Witness September 04, 2010
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Doing the shido

Not even considering anything romantical until youve known the other person for at least 3 years and in that time treating everyone equally by not giving a fuck about them
How's it going with that girl? - Ah don't worry, I'm doing the shido.
by randomstranger2 November 07, 2019
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Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
by personyperson August 24, 2020
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Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.
Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.
by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021
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