canadian dildo

to shit in a condom and freeze it to be used

she uses canadian dildo all the time

by penis991intheass March 13, 2010

Dildo

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon February 2, 2007

poop dildo

When two faggots put there assholes up next to each others, like their assholes are going to kiss, and then they proceed to shit back and forth into each others ass creating a dildo made of poop.

After a bix Mexican dinner Steven and Gary were to have sex but broke their glass sextoy they resorted to using a poop dildo instead. Mexican food never sat right with Gary's stomach anyway.

by Little Theodoore April 25, 2008

dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

by jen17 August 23, 2009

dido

The Same Ass

I love you. Dido.

by Moses July 24, 2003

dildo repairman

an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh

by (Stormy) Anita Parsons August 12, 2006

DILDO

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

by billboardslags November 20, 2010