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Definition-duellist

Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.

A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.
Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.

Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.

Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.

Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.

Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!

Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020
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Oops! This definition already exists

some other assholes took my definition, so this site has the nerve to say: Oops! this definition already exists
by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023
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name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode
troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP
by billyshrub July 6, 2023
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Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)
-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva
by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023
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No definitions

“We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.”

I published 3 fine, totally FINE, definitions. Seriously?!
No definitions ?! >:(
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definition

The place where people on Urban Dictionary decide how much they hate the description of said word.
Just recently I received a new notification that I had 5000 more dislikes on the definition I gave.
by maimed monkey June 6, 2016
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Definitional Gynoclasm

The destruction of the exact meaning of what a woman is i.e. the sex that can produce offspring or eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) that can be fertilized by male gametes.
People are forced to affirm the womenhood of others through a number of well-intended laws. A woman's identity is now regarded as an avowed identity that can be claimed arbitrarily. This is sometimes referred to as "Definitional Gynoclasm".
by MorRight October 8, 2022
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