Daniel

A dumbass who is sometimes smart and watches dank memes for a living. Everyone thinks of him as a nerd despite him being academically challenged. He has no life and spends his life staring at a screen. He also has no friends but considers himself "popular".

Friend 1: Wow! Daniel got that question right? I thought he was retarded!

Friend 2: He is but sometimes dank memes can become knowledge...

by DanielsucksPP December 10, 2018

Daniele

A famous male artist. One of eight children, and from a family very poor. A self taught man even though he quit school in sixth grade to work in order to help support his Mother and family. He is a common man and felt nobody is better or the same. Never accepted handouts or felt entitlement on any level. Never deceived or trapped anyone into a bad business deal. Well respected.

More times than not you can predict the future by looking at history. Based on Daniele's history it is safe to assume he will never steal, lie, or cheat.

by sociology101 August 22, 2011

John Daniel-ed.

When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.

Person 1: What is this on my pants??

Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.

Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.

by Boydimus December 10, 2010

dandelion

someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs

They call me dandelion because im always getting blown

by ACursiveMime April 27, 2008

chase daniel

Booger eater. One who eats one's own boogers from one's nose while sitting on the sideline at a football game.

The Missouri quarterback decided to chase daniel while sitting on the sideline after throwing four interceptions in the first half of the game against Kansas on November 24, 2007.

by Jayhawker December 9, 2007

Daniel Bedingfield

daniel bedingfield is a pop singer who produces songs that are easy on the ear. some of his hits include "if you're not the one" and "gotta get thru this"

person 1: "who is daniel bedingfield?"

person 2: "one of the best singers of all time in my opinion"

by diego hansen April 19, 2006

Daniel Scott

Someone amazing at everything very fit and muscular. Good with girls. Good at breaking girls hearts. Sometimes arrogant but mostly nice and welcoming. Plays a lot of sports. "A PLAYER".

Damn Wayne pulled a Daniel Scott on Jenny

Girl1: I saw a Daniel Scott at the mall yesterday

Girl2: he must of been hot

by xilexxxxxx January 1, 2012