A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).

Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.

by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011

emily duncan

Emily Duncan is a hybrid of an excellent human and a cat.

"hey, did you see Emily Duncan doing something cool?"

"of course I did, she always does cool shit!"

by oohlaaMeow July 19, 2016

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

zoe dunakin

Sluggish, slutty. (See: proustite) fakes things for attention; attention whore.

Omg, she is such a Hoe! Oops, I mean she's such a Zoe Dunakin

by cyber_quest December 15, 2017

Nic Duncan

A very slick boy.
If he had to pick, he'd shag a 13 year old boys dick.
He has shiny brown hair, he wants to see a 10 year old boy in their under-wear.

Nic thinks he's ard because he vapes and wears adidas trackies.
He's a disappointment to his family and is probably going to fail in life.
Nic also likes to flirt with girls that are at LEAST 3 years younger than him.
Can be referred to as 'Nic the nonce.'

dantheman: Did you see Nic Duncan today?
Richelle: Yeah, swear he never takes those trackies off, what a mug.

by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 16, 2018

josh dunbar

a extremely big boi, he brings his disgusting fortnite skills to school, he is a up and becoming a human shield which is highly effective

i hear gun shots, quick grab josh dunbar.

josh dunbar a living human shield

by Cottee03 November 22, 2018

Stephon Duncan

He is an incredibly handsome and smart man with few insecurities . There are

Usally brown with black hair with black or brown eyes they Usally like reality shows

Stephon have really bossy undertones
And when there met new people they get very shy .

If you get to know a Stephon never let him go in the name of the Lord

Stephon Duncan''s are really more like an inside type of boys or men

by King Cjaj2 December 4, 2018