Worms Disease

When underage girls enjoy your company all the way up to the point of them turning legal.

Man that guy seems to really attract the younger audience, but not the legal aged ones. Sure does sound like another case of worms disease.

by Worms and Hispandican October 18, 2008

Positive Election Disease

A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.

Facts about PED:

PED feeds on bipartisanship.

Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.

PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.

Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.

Network news makes it worse.

PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.

PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.

During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.

douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."

registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."

by IndependentForever November 1, 2009

Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.

My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.

by Humperton September 18, 2012

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.

Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

by The Golden Fish June 30, 2010

beautiful girl disease

when a girl is younger she is beautiful and therefore pampered, but once she is older and ugly she no longer gets that attention and therefore lives a very boring life, usually short and depressing

Brad: Wow, she used to be so pretty and successful, until she got fugly
Jim: Yeah, she's got a major case of beautiful girl disease

by himself570 January 19, 2008

345 Disease

345 Disease happens when the body starts slowy shutting down all of its major organs until a person quits or locates a new place of employment.

Employee 1: Where's Mike at today?
Employee2: He had to quit cause his lungs started to shut down on him.

Employee 1: My liver stopped working at my last job.
Employee 2: Yeah man, that 345 Disease is no joke!!

by JGL January 14, 2014

foot-in-ass disease

To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.

Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.

by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008