Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

Youtube cryptid

A YouTuber who appears on many channels but not his own

Zoomer A: bro michael reeves has been on ludwig, cold ones, poki, AND HE HASN'T UPLOADED A VIDEO IN A YEAR
Zoomer B: yeah he's becoming a youtube cryptid

by iamwhatieatakapussy April 9, 2025

Rich Cryptid

When a person is fake rich

Jordan doing the sasquatch on his shoes I knew he was a Rich Cryptid

by ZuluAvenger69 March 20, 2026

Creeper Crypt

A Creeper crypt is a place where creepers commonly reside. A creeper crypt can also be described as an army of creepers and they are usually seen wielding Shlinkys.

"I will destroy you with my creeper crypt"

by Theshlinkmaster January 12, 2026

Mr. Cryptic

so goated...

"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed

by Everyone and U October 2, 2021