Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!

My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!

by Noel James July 17, 2007

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Crunch Bar

A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.

Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.

by somebody i used to know July 24, 2008

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

Crunchy Childhood

A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.

Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021

Crunchwrap Supreme

Your late night booty call brings you some taco bell to eat before you do her. To tell your friends though you have to have a pic of her holding the Taco Bell bag

I crunchwrap supremed the bitch...here's the pic.

by Poncho Billy July 8, 2006

Crunchy Munchies

The urge for salty, crunchy snacks like chips or pretzels.

I am not hungry, I just have the crunchy munchies. Pass me the chips!

by Trev's Mom July 11, 2011