Rowin the canoe

A slang way of describing female masturbation

“Ya she was rowing her canoe really loudly in the back” Rowin the canoe

by Mike-2573 July 30, 2022

Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

by Your friendly flight crew January 19, 2010

Canon

A newer whiny phrase often used by pissy fanboys to indirectly infer that a certain storyline in a set continuity arrogantly does not exist, regardless if at all.

"I do not like that video game, Sonic Battle. Therefore, since 'I' do not like it, it is not 'canon' in the series' story! I have created a new trend! Now no one will play it anymore because IT'S NOT CANON!!" -BadCase#44755890002

by You know I'm right but won't admit it. April 26, 2005

canoodling

when one male rolls the foreskin of his uncircumsized penis over another mans penis

i was canoodling with my friend adam the other day...it was rad, but i think i got an infection

by d mac yall November 15, 2007

canoe

where canadians have sex

1. you know you're a true canadian when you've fucked in a canoe.

by alexaplaydespacitotwo1 June 6, 2019

awkward canoe

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

canoy

to stick a soda pop can into a females vaginal region and the drink it

i canoyed rachel with a can of diet coke.

brandon: see that girl?
zach:yea what about her?
brandon: i canoyed her last night
zach: did it taste good?
brandon:duh
"high 5!!!!"

by zach and brandon April 18, 2008