kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Counseling

To give professional advise or guidance for resolving emotional conflicts, personal conflicts, interpersonal conflicts, marital conflicts, marital discords, emotional problems, emotional conflicts, psychospiritual issues, while can affirm the client's own spiritual journey, can dissuade and guide regarding dysfunctional beliefs, thoughts, emotions, and behaviors.

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by Q's Ministry of AIWP February 3, 2010

courtesy lick

When one finds oneself in a situation "south of the border" with a lady....and the "situation" is not a place you care to be. In other words, things are bad (ie. smell, presence of discharge, discolouration, etc.) - very bad. In such a case a "courtesy" lick is given to the area in question followed by a similar lick of the thumb and subsequent manual stimulation of the clitoris (w/ said thumb).

I started to go down on this chick and she was super hot." "However, the state of her genital region required the use of a courtesy lick.

by Lyle B. Berguson September 6, 2010

corsetgasm

1. fleeting feeling that results from the initial lacing-up of a corset, a restrictive garment that wraps around the torso.
2. fleeting, full, first breath after unlacing from a corset.

"It was pure corsetgasm to take it off at the end of the day!"

by AnaisSatin April 22, 2006

Coursing

1. (noun) The act of sneaking onto a golf course at night with a friend or partner and having sexual intercourse. It is viewed as a daredevil stunt that requires agility and skilled strategics: the performers attempt to get onto the green, have sexual relations, and get off without getting caught by anyone. Experienced performers try to do so while completely naked.

2. (noun) Less popular, having intercourse on a golf course and leaving the fluids from the act on the grass, as a prank.

Verb: to course, to go coursing.

Also: courser, one who goes coursing.
corgie, coursing involving many participants.
PGA tour coursers, a group of professional coursers that course on the holes of the PGA tour the night after each tournament.
courser caddie, someone who keeps watch while two or more people are coursing.
driver, a male courser with a muscular physicality and a large penis.
hole-in-one, a man masturbating on the green of a golf course and shooting his fluids into the hole.

1) Austin and I have been coursing recently to spice up our relationship a bit.

2) Some friends and I are gonna have a corgie at Principal Ritter's country club, are you in?

by Sly Gandalf January 1, 2013

white courtesy phone

Often paired with please pick up the white courtesy phone, it's a phrase often used on sports athletes, that are no longer performing well.

Peyton Manning, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

by guidofucozzi December 10, 2015

YMCA Counseling Service

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.

Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!

by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009